Another week, another bunch of quotes to sink out teeth into
The Champions League group stage is over, Cristiano Ronaldo has had a lot to say for himself, and Liverpool v Manchester United is just around the corner.
Let’s take a look at what everyone’s been saying.
On the abuse of Raheem Sterling
“Proper Chelsea fans just sing for Chelsea and enjoy the game.
“I am fully supportive of Raheem and this sort of racism cannot be in the stadium anymore.”
On refereeing decisions
“If VAR was ready today the result would have been different. I’m very proud of my players.”
On Harry Redknapp winning ‘I’m A Celebrity … Get Me Out of Here!’
“He won? Congratulations to Harry. See, one trophy for us!”
On why Juventus are better than Real Madrid
“It isn’t right to name someone specific but I can say that this is the best group in which I’ve played.
“Here, we are a squad, elsewhere, some players feel bigger than the others. Instead, here, everyone is on the same level, they are humble and want to win.
“It’s very different to Madrid, here it is more of a family.”
And on Lionel Messi
“I’d like him to come to Italy one day. I hope he accepts the challenge like me, but if he’s happy there then I respect that.
“Maybe it’s him who misses me. I’ve played in England, Spain, Italy, Portugal and for my national team, while he’s still in Spain.”
On as possible move to Real Madrid
“You know me, I’ve always loved Real Madrid, even before Zidane. We’ll see what happens.
“Like I said, I’m finishing this year with Chelsea. I still have a year of contract. After this year, we’ll see.”
Before Napoli’s final Champions League group game
“We have done very well so far and we will have a little advantage.
“The cake has been made, now we need the cherry.”
On Alisson’s last minute save to send Liverpool through
“I have no clue how he made that save. Thank God we have him.
“If I’d known how good he was, I’d have paid double … I think nobody expected a save in that situation. It’s a goal, no?
On Ajax boss Henk ten Hag and the Dutch
“He’s a very kind man.
“It’s not always easy to be on good terms with Dutchmen as Germans.
“We have witnessed this with Louis [van Gaal, Bayern’s former coach]!”
When asked about Paul Pogba failing to produce
“I don’t like your question. You can put the question from another direction. I don’t like the direction.”
On Tottenham’s win, sorry, draw at Camp Nou
“We’re just buzzing that we’re through. A draw away to Barcelona’s not a bad result.”
When asked if he’d ever known a player to be as late as Ousmane Dembélé
“It happened to me!
“I knew you were going to ask about Dembélé. It’s true that some things have happened, we will try to solve things internally, and there’s not much more to say about this.
On his horrific red card challenge
“No, no, that was of course unintentional!”
On being linked with Real Madrid
“I prefer that the newspapers talk about the things like you are telling me rather than talking about things like Tottenham is going to sack me or people are tired of me and we are in a difficult situation.
“Of course, if I need to choose one situation, I choose this one. I am not bored, of course.”
On the end of the Champions League group stages
“Now the beautiful part of the Champions League starts and I’m confident we will be fully ready for it.”
On losing to Valencia
“I didn’t learn anything from this game. Nothing that happened surprised me at all.”
And on Jürgen Klopp’s Liverpool
“I think trophies matter, yeah.
“I think it matters especially when you have the potential to fight for trophies and when you clearly say the objective is to win the trophies.
On racism in football
“I think in a bigger picture and there is one here – and this is not to exclude racism, racism is a part of this – but I do get disappointed with the amount of hate that goes on in the modern society and game.”
On preparing for his full Arsenal debut
“My family were buzzing, they couldn’t stop smiling when I told them.
“But they managed to put me to bed early to focus on today, they were so happy.”
On his return after seven months out
“For a footballer to miss the pitch is difficult but now it’s the end of that and I am smiling.
“I start my season now.”
On Manchester United’s way of playing
“That’s football tactics.
“I’m not the pope of football tactics and tell people what they have to do. It is just football tactics.
On Lionel Messi
“I have played with Zidane, Henry and [Juan Roman] Riquelme, and against Ronaldinho and Cristiano, but Messi has something that nobody else has.”
On Mohamed Salah
“He was a fast, fragile boy and now he is a fast, strong man.
“He was psychologically not adapted, coming directly from a small club in Switzerland [Basel] to a big club in the Premier League.
“It was too much. I remember I played him at White Hart Lane and at the Etihad and it was too much for him.
“Now he plays everywhere against any team – he can go to Barcelona, can go to Madrid and he plays like, ‘I am Mo-Mo Salah and I am afraid of no one and nobody’.
On Atlético Madrid boss Diego Simeone
“Simeone criticises Madrid so as to be popular with his fans.”