📸 The absolute worst football Valentine's Day gifts you can buy 💝 | OneFootball

It’s Valentine’s Day but if you haven’t already bought a gift for your loved one don’t worry, because there’s still time.

Before you frantically head to the shops, however, you should probably take note of the sort of gift you definitely should not be giving your nearest and dearest this year.

This Liverpool T-shirt puts the “ass” in “crass”.

Because nothing says “I love you” like a Burnley mouse mat.

This Spurs top puts the “cheese” in “cheese room”.

Surely cherry-shaped candy would be more appropriate than these Bournemouth-branded love hearts?

Take a long, hard look in the mirror and ask yourself: does your wife or girlfriend really want a Manchester United bathrobe?

The answer is almost certainly “no”.

Even a child would think this Chelsea teddy bear was a crap gift.

If your name is “Forename” this Arsenal mug would actually be the perfect gift to give to somebody.

Turns out that Liverpool T-shirt isn’t even the worst bit of tat the Reds are flogging this year.

If you’re thinking of buying your partner a football-branded Valentine’s gift, there’s a chance they will probably need a bottle of gin just to get through an evening in your company.

But the most cringeworthy Valentine’s gift of them all belongs to Mexican club Santos Laguna.

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